NANCY PELOSI PROVIDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In the parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and cunning strategies, located herself at the middle of a scandal of epic proportions. It all began innocently sufficient, having a schedule day in Washington, D.C., but minimal di